Things I never thought I would say to my kids

Last night, Emmett was carrying around 3 pieces of cold pizza.  While eating one piece with his left hand, he was scratching his crotch with the two other pieces in his right hand.

Without even thinking about what I was saying, I said: "Emmett, stop scratching your crotch wit your pizza."

Only afterwards, did I realize the craziness of what I had just said.  :-)

Have you ever said anything to your child that you never thought you would ever say? Please share, we could all use a laugh.

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