Can you look at this picture and tell me what the hell it is?

As it turns out, this isn't allergies. I fear it's something far worse and more nefarious than I could have ever imagined.  I'm reluctant to announce that I'm pretty sure that this is a worst case scenario situation. It's a man cold and I'm not sure I'm gonna make it. The sneezing, stuffiness, headache, cough, sore throat and watery eyes, just might kill me.   The name 'man cold' disguises the true terrible, debilitating disease that is the man cold. Nearly all men will die from man colds unless they are administered immediately with large amounts of mindless TV such as daytime TV, or childrens' cartoons. It is essential that they not move from bed or a comfy sofa to allow for rehabilitation, and must have tissues and man cold medicine…

If you haven't seen John Oliver's Last Week Tonight, you're missing out. Tune in every Sunday on HBO... I wanted to start sharing these because not only are his monologues amazing, they're also incredibly entertaining as well. We all need to laugh and this is a great way to actually learn something while you're doing it.. This is probably not appropriate for kids... https://youtu.be/7y1xJAVZxXg