It’s a Miracle
I ran to Walgreens to get a few items and there they were. They sat there on the store shelf like a little box of miracles. They claim that these allow you the power to make your own quiet time. Think of the power this will give me. It's like the fabled and long sought after mute button. I already feel more powerful and I haven't even opened the box yet. I want to make sure that I'm in a good place when I open them and subsequently use them for the first time. This amount of power should only be used for good. Unfortunately, the mood I'm in after Gavin's meltdown, Elliott's constant whining and Emmett's insatiable desire to sit on my shoulders (everywhere I go), I can't be…