Woke up at 3am to the ice cream man
It's about 3am and I was just sleeping a few minutes ago. However, while I was dreaming, I started to hear this strange summer sound. At some point it actually woke me up because I realized what it was. It was the friggin ice cream man. That right, I was woke up at 3am in the mother friggin morning to the goddamm ice cream man. I hate Hall of Fame week. I have heard this guy circle the block at least twice now and I swear to God if any of my kids wake up because of this, I'm probably not going to be in a very good mood. If anyone is going to wake up, it'll be Elliott. He has this weird radar for the ice cream man and…