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The solution to all your noise problems

August 3, 2012

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The Pitch

I'm looking for investors to help me bring my dream to life.  That dream is to provide,  both my wife and I with some peace and quiet....*on demand.*

The Problem

Here's the problem. As a special needs parent,  I'm under a great deal of stress, each and every day. The noise in my house is enough to drive even the sanest of people, crazy. I find it very, very difficult to relax with the constant screaming,  yelling and/or whining. When I say *constant* I mean *constant**. * I think many of you out there in my *target market* can relate to this.

It's a pretty straight forward problem and so it needs a pretty straight forward solution.

The Solution

In order to address this problem, I needed to understand it better. So, I interviewed countless parents across the board, both typical and special needs. After months of painstaking research I realized something. Contrary to popular belief,  we all have something in common. I found that pretty much *every *parent has the very same desire..no..more like the need for some good 'ol fashioned peace and quiet.

I discovered that we can all relate to trying to function with constant screaming or yelling going on around us. There had to be something I could do, in order to help mitigate this problem.

Now that I had identified the problem and done some research, it was time to move into the planning stages.

I spent many sleepless nights trying to iron out the details. The *how's, why's.......*but mostly the *how's.* Then one night it hit me....

I believe I have found a solution to all of our noise problems. Are you sitting down? Are you ready for it?  A mute button.  I know what your thinking, but this isn't just any *mute* button. This *mute* button works on noisy kids, without the unwanted side effects of reducing the television volume, I mean who wants that right? I hired a graphic designer to help me translate my idea into something a bit more *visually appealing. *

**3steps

So without further delay, I present the answer to your prayers and mine.......the "Mute"button....

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How can you help?

I think these results speak for themselves... Am i right? Wouldn't you like your kids to be talking with the CAPS off.

I know your sitting there at home thinking, *how can I help make this a reality?*  Well, I'm currently looking for investors to help me get this off the ground. Unfortunately, with an idea this big, it takes a great deal of resources to make things happen. Now before I just start throwing out numbers, I think we need to look at the big picture. As your digging deep into your pockets, think of how many people would benefit from this. The reality is, that calling you an investor, isn't really accurate because your more like a *hero....*

So what is it going to take to get this thing off the ground? Firstly, remember to keep in mind all the people you will be helping and the whole *hero* thing.

With that said, the answers simple...*pixie dust, *although *fairy dust *might work just as well. I'm not totally sure what the difference between *pixie *and *fairy dust *is but beggars can't be choosers..right? Please be advised that your *pixie *and/or *fairy dust* must be of the highest quality and not some cheap knock off.. Oh...and I will have experts on hand, testing all the dust presented in order to weed out the people who try to pass glitter or sprinkles and *pixie *or *fairy dust.*

I look forward to working with all of you to make this idea a reality. If you are interested in investing or would just like more information, please Contact Me.

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