Elliott was trying to pee this morning. When he left the bathroom he came into my bedroom to give me a hug and kiss. As he was hugging me he wispered in my ear “daddy I forgot to wash my hands” as his hands are on my face. To which I respond with Elliott Richard get your “pee hands” off my face, jokingly.

So we are clear I said “pee hands”. Well Elliott giggled ad ran out to go wash his hands. He ran into Lizze along the way and said mommy guess what daddy said. Lizze says “Elliott what did your daddy say”. Elliott is walking out of the bathroom. He giggles and says “daddy told me to get my PENIS of his face”…..sigh… I looked at Elliott and said “PEE HANDS”, Elliott, “PEE HANDS”. Awkward much….Funny but awkward……

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